The Emmys (aka the kick-off to awards season, aka football season for nerds) are this Sunday! Here’s your stoner’s guide to hosting a great Emmys party (that you might not remember very well).

(Pre)roll out the red carpet 

No Emmys party is complete without a proper pregame. Set the tone by lighting something shareable. Peak Pre-Roll Packs are perfect for passing around, and you can fire up the big one if the opening monologue drags on longer than expected.

Strains for Every Category

Pair your smoke with the right vibe for the night’s biggest awards:

  • Best Drama: Planet of the Grapes — bold, intense, and deserving of a standing ovation.

  • Best Comedy: Mac & Cheese — laid-back and comforting with a little gas, like a sitcom best buddy.

  • Best Limited Series: First Lady — layered, complex, and worth savoring, just like prestige TV.

  • Best Reality TV: Wedding Cake — sweet, indulgent, and sometimes messy, but always fun.

 

SNACKZ

Snacks are the unsung heroes of any watch party. You can play it safe with popcorn, candy, and chips… or go bigger with nachos, pizza rolls, or themed treats (bonus points for star-shaped cookies).

And since no party is complete without edibles, stock up on the cheapest gummies in Missouri. They’ll take your snack spread from “solid” to “award-worthy.”

Play Along at Home

Turn the Emmys into a contact sport!

  • Take a hit every time someone thanks their mother.

  • Dab if a host or presenter makes a Taylor Swift reference (we know she’s music, but she’s everywhere).

  • Take a hit when a speech goes long and the music plays them off.

  • Bonus: double up if someone cries before they even reach the mic!

Disclaimer: You probably won’t make it through the whole broadcast, but you’ll be having a way better time than the folks in the audience!

The Real Prize

No matter which shows take home trophies, you’ll end the night with the real winners: your couch, some good weed, and a night so chill the broadcast might be fuzzy.

Prep Like a Pro

Avoid last-minute scrambles for party favors (the high kind) and order ahead at KeyCannabis.com and cruise through the drive-thru quicker than a commercial break.